Season 2016/17 – A review
We had joy (maybe some) and we watched in rain/snow/sun. So Terry Jacks almost sang in 1973 and if he had, he would have summed up season 2016-17 for me. (I’ve no idea where I am going with this either.)
Season 2016-17 started for us at Tynecastle, as Hearts faced Infonet Tallin in a Europa League Qualifying 1st Round, 1st leg tie.
That first game of the season came on 30 June when everyone is supposed to be on a beach somewhere. If you wonder why the debate about summer football seems to have dissipated recently, it’s because it is already happening!
The season saw us take in 119 and a half games and see exactly 400 goals. The half came about when we had watched Whitehill Welfare v Abbey Vale in the South Challenge Cup, then raced to East Peffermill to see the second half of Edinburgh University against Wigtown and Bladenoch in the same competition. (The solitary goal was scored in the first half.)
We watched 115 different teams and saw games in many competitions, including the Scottish Premiership, Championship League One and Two, the Lowland League, the East Superleague, West Super League Premier, East Premier League, East Region South League, East of Scotland League. We also attended various play-off matches in many of these competitions.
There were several visits to cup ties in many different competitions, including the Scottish Cup, Scottish Junior Cup, East of Scotland Cup, City Cup, King Cup, Lowland League Cup, East of Scotland Qualifying Cup, East of Scotland Shield, Fife & Lothians Cup, South Challenge Cup and King Cup. Some of these were semi-finals or finals.
In England, we saw games in the Premier League, Championship and Leagues One and Two, as well as the Northern League Division One.
We also managed a couple of Europa League qualifiers (and of course pre-season games).
We properly engaged with women’s football in Scotland and attended games in the Scottish Women’s Premier Leagues 1&2 as well as the Scottish Cup and Champions League.
There were many highlights. East Stirlingshire at Civil Service Strollers in August when the visitors won 8-3, a fantastic Women’s Scottish Cup tie between Hearts Ladies and Hutchison Vale Ladies which Hearts won 4-3 after extra time, the sight of Bayern Munich Ladies in full flow at Easter Road in the Champions League, Haddington Athletic winning on penalties against Shotts Bon Accord after a 3-3 draw in which Haddington were 3 down with 13 minutes left, Oxford United’s 3-2 win at Bury in December, Kirkintilloch Rob Roy’s 4-3 win at Penicuik in the Junior Cup 5th Round, Leith Athletic’s incredible 7-2 win over Tynecastle in the semi-final of the King Cup, Brechin’s play-off final win at Alloa Athletic in an incredible topsy-turvy game which was finally settled on penalties. Tranent’s double cup win, etc etc.
It hasn’t all been about the games though. There have been several memorable incidents. These included:
The Thorn Athletic players referring to each other as “big man” or “wee man”, apart from the goalkeeper, who was called “Liam” by them all.
The Spartans v Airdrie pre-season friendly where, with three minutes to half time, a woman behind me asked her companion “Are Spartans in blue?”
The Civil Service Strollers player giving a team mate a hard time for not marking anybody, before having it pointed out that the man he had been marking was in the process of going off after being substituted and his replacement hadn’t come on yet.
Members of the Easthouses Lily team sending texts to other team members saying that the manager had told them to turn up dressed smartly. This led to them cheering every time a squad member turned up in a shirt and tie. One player had to “go to Tesco” to get some trousers as he didn’t have any and only had £20 left until payday.
Bonnyrigg Rose manager Robbie Horn on the touchline hit by the ball in a very tender area, with players and fans of both teams expressing their concern by pissing themselves laughing.
The East Stirlingshire fans telling a linesman that an offside decision he made had been a guess. He replied with “Every one is a guess”.
The club official running the line at Dunbar United being asked by his mate behind the barrier what a free kick had been given for, and him replying “Dunno. I wasnae watching”. The same person running the line later in the game with his flag in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.
The tannoy announcer at Ainslie Park for the Leith Athletic v Cumbernauld Colts Scottish Cup game playing music through his phone over the loud speakers at half time, with the crowd suddenly treated to hearing his ringtone for a good 60 seconds as his phone received a call.
Pollok’s Tam Hanlon complaining to the linesman about being given offside. The flag bearer responded with “You were well off. You know it and I know it.” He followed this up by putting his finger to his lips in a ‘shushing’ motion to the Pollok manager on the other side of the pitch who was telling him that was third one he had got wrong.
A Motherwell fan helpfully offered his glasses to the officials in a home game against Celtic.
The parrot sitting on the bar at Linlithgow Rose and Hearts Ladies captain Megan Paterson being told off by her mum for swearing and being told she wouldn’t get any tea.
It wasn’t all good of course. Some of the games were so toe curlingly bad that writing them up seemed impossible. There were several occasions where at least another half dozen layers of clothes were required. There were also some disgraceful scenes when pies ran out.
Haddington Athletic had the best pies. Edinburgh University had the best cakes.
Some teams have a social media presence and are great at replying. Others don’t seem to get that interaction is key. Easthouses Lily Miners Welfare and Penicuik Athletic are two that bend over backwards to help.
Some clubs have started writing up the team names and numbers on a board inside the ground, such as Dunbar United, Whitehill Welfare and Kilwinning Rangers. The biggest problem I have is trying to get team line-ups and it sometimes proves impossible.
Programmes are good, although for some, it clearly just isn’t cost effective, but Musselburgh Athletic have the right idea, providing team sheets to all. Edinburgh University include the programme with admission.
Season 2016-17 was the most games I’ve ever seen in a season. It was hard going at times and keeping up with writing the games up soon afterwards often became undoable. Having a job and a life gives little time to do them, particularly with the frequency I often go.
Thanks to all who have visited and welcome to anyone new coming across one of my write-ups. I try to be objective in every game. You might not agree with my take on things, but I call it as I see it. I’m usually a neutral regardless of which end I am in. It might be you that is biased.
Here’s to season 2017-18.